What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

1. What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

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2. Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!

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3. Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!

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4. What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

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5. What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!

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6. Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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7. Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!

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8. How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!

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9. Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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10. Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!

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