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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You cant dip a vampire in your tea.... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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