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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more
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| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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