whats a dogs favourite colour? Grrrreen

1. What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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2. How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?He used a skeleton key.

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3. What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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4. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !

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5. Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!

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6. Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?The tomato was in a can.

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7. The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

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8. Why cant Chihuahuas run marathons? Theyre short of breath!

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9. A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be like that, Im trained and I wont cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and its owner. After a while the owner went to the toilet and the barman saw his chance for a prank. He said to the dog "Would you do me a favor as a wind up, will you go down to my friends bakers shop and order a loaf of bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The bar man gave the dog a fiver and the dog left.When the owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw his dog had gone. The barman said "Its ok hes gone down to the bakery for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK hes never been out on his own, anything could happen to him he could get run o

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10. What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

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