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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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