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| Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.... more
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| The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| 5. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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