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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!... more
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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more
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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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