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| A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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