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| What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| 4. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he... more
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| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| 7. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| 8. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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