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| Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more
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| Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.... more
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| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the... more
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| A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more
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| Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| 10. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the de... more
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