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| Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more
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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more
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| Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the... more
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| Zoo Keeper:"Ive lost one of my elephants"Other Zoo Keeper:"Why dont you put an advert in the paper?"Zoo Keeper:"Dont be... more
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| The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f... more
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| Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.... more
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| You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.... more
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| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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