Yo mammas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

1. YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!

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2. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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3. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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4. Your Mommas so black she got counted absent at night school.

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5. Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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6. Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

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7. Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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8. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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9. Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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10. Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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