Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like shes wearing a fat necklace !!

1. Yo mamas so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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2. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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3. yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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4. Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

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5. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

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6. Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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7. Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

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8. Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

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9. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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10. Yo Mamas so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.

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