Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI cant believe its not butter.

1. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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2. Yo Mamas so fat she sank the Titanic!

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3. Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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4. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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5. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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6. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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7. Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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8. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

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9. Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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10. Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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