Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

1. Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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2. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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3. Yo mama so ugly they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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4. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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5. UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

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6. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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7. Yo mamas house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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8. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

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9. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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10. Yo mamas like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

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