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Category:Yo momma jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:529
 
Joke:Yo Mamas so fat that while shes sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
 
 


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