Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

1. Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

- RATE / SHARE →

2. yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

- RATE / SHARE →

3. Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

- RATE / SHARE →

4. Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

- RATE / SHARE →

5. yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well...

- RATE / SHARE →

6. Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

- RATE / SHARE →

7. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

- RATE / SHARE →

8. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

- RATE / SHARE →

9. Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

- RATE / SHARE →

10. Yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention!

- RATE / SHARE →