Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

1. Yo mama so fat shes got her own area code!

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2. Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

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3. yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the Ws.

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4. Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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5. Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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6. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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7. Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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8. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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9. Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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10. Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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