Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

1. Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

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2. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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3. Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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4. Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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5. Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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6. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we dont do livestock.

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7. Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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8. Yo Mamas so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

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9. yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

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10. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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