Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

1. Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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2. your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

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3. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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4. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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5. Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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6. Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

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7. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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8. Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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9. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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10. Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI cant believe its not butter.

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