Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

1. Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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2. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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3. Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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4. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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5. yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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6. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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7. Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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8. Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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9. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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10. UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

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