Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

1. Yo mama so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon!

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2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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3. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

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4. Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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5. yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

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6. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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7. YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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8. yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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9. Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

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10. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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