Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

1. Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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2. Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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3. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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4. Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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5. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."

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6. Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

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7. Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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8. Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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9. your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

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10. Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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