Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

1. Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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2. Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless theyre a legitimate business expense.

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3. Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos dont have time to change their own lightbulbs. Theyre too busy changing them for everyone else.

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4. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done!

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5. Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans dont like to change anything.

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6. Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes.

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7. Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

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8. Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The lights out?

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9. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

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10. Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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