Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

1. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done!

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2. Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans dont like to change anything.

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3. Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

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4. Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The lights out?

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5. Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless theyre a legitimate business expense.

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6. Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?

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7. Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isnt it more romantic in the dark?

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8. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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9. Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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10. Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why dont you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? Im, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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