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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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