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| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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