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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| 3. | Category: Apple jokes |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| 9. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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