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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| 9. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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