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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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