| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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