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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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