| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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