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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| 9. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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