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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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