home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 500   Joke: A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted "NO why dont you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"   More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats a skunks philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in sharks mouths?Lefty!... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   What happened to the lizard in the wizards garden pond? He had him newt-ered.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts