home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 354   Joke: A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You cant hide your lion eyes".   More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle rea... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because its a mane-lion station !... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts