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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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