| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action.... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argu... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, hed beat her with a shovel!... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !... more
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