| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why dont whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. Its just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep gettin... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Ka... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What is the feeling that youve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?Glass flippers!... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.... more
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