| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk a... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle rea... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argu... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !... more
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