home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 259   Joke: There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephants tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe."Yep!" said the elephant. "Ive got Turtle-Recall."   More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts