| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, hed beat her with a shovel!... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who cant help laughing and eventua... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Whats an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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