| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why dont whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. Its just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep gettin... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call a gigantic polar bear?Nothing, you just run away!... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?Elkaseltzer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear g... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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