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| What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?I dont know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I jus... more
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| What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| One goldfish to his tankmate: "If theres no God, who changes the water?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.... more
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| Whats at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats a pets favorite day? ...Saint Petricks Day... more
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| Whats the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !... more
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