| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What is a chameleons motto ? A change is as good as a rest !... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why do bears have fur coats ? Because theyd look stupid in anoraks !... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them... more
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