home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 379   Joke: A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vets diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking its head. "Its definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be L1000, please". "A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "Theres my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".   More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the worlds greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise sa... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?Odour in court!... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts