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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:"How large is the population here?""Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
 
 


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