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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love."How awful !" exclaimed the wife."Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the husband.
 
 


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