home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 357   Joke: A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm."Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess Ill need a double room for the night."Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "Whats the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "Ive only been here one night!""Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."   More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What does a witch get if shes a poor traveler? Broom sick.... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be chea... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I cal... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What people travel the most? Romans.... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   There was some mix-up with a womans room. Theclerk (or whatever they are called on ships) wastrying to remedy the situat... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts