Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.

1. What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.

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2. When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise

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3. An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."

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4. Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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5. What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level

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6. Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.

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7. Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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8. What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular

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9. What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting

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10. Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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